210 lines
3.4 KiB
QBasic
210 lines
3.4 KiB
QBasic
Rem Fortune Teller 1.0
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Rem This file was originally named FT/1 as a reference to past tech names like OS/2 and CP/M, but Gitlab didn't like it.
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Rem by John Paul Wohlscheid
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Rem You are free to read this source code, but I would ask that you try the application first.
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Rem Like I said, please run the application before you look at the code.
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Rem If you attempt to continue scrolling, I will attempt your hard drive.
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Rem I'll do it. STOP NOW.
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_Title "FT/1"
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Screen 12
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weight% = 0
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Dim fname$
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Dim coconutcreampie$
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Dim binaryquestion$ ' Hold value of key press
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Dim heav%
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Dim weight%
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heav% = 0
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Print "Welcome to FT/1"
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Print "The most advanced fortune-telling application available."
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Print
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Print "However, we can't guarantee that the results of the application." ' Intro
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Print "(Disclaimer added due to lawsuit.)"
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Print
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start:
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Cls
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Print
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Print "Before we begin, please answer a few questions."
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Print
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Print
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Print
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Input "What is your first name? ", fname$ 'Store first name for later
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Print
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Print
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Input "What is your last name? ", coconutcreampie$ 'Store last name. Why? Who knows?
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Cls
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Sleep 5
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Print "Thank you, " + fname$ ' Clear the screen and say thanks to the user.
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Sleep 2
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Print
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Print "Now let's get started."
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Sleep 2
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Cls
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Print "But first"
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Print "Would you be interested in donating to the continued"
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Print "development of this application? (Y/N): "; ' Will the user donate?
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Do
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binaryquestion$ = InKey$
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Loop Until ((LCase$(binaryquestion$) = "y") Or (LCase$(binaryquestion$) = "n"))
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If binaryquestion$ = "y" Then Print "Thank you for your patronage.": Print "19999999999.99 has been deducted from your bank account as a one time, non-renewing payment.": GoTo paid
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If binaryquestion$ = "n" Then Print "Fine. It's your too bad.": Print "All further communications to the web will be made via unsecured http.": GoTo cheap
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cheap:
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Print "I hope your information is safe."
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Sleep 1
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Cls
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Input "What is your age? ", age$
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Print
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Print
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Print "What is your weight? "
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Input weight%
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If weight% > 250 Then heav% = 1
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Cls
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Print
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Print "Transferring data to server"
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Print
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Print
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Sleep 5
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Print "Working"
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Sleep 3
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Print "Working"
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Sleep 2
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Print "Working"
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Sleep 5
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Print "Working"
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Print
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Print
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Print
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Print
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Print "Sometime in the future, you will pay taxes and you will die."
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Sleep 2
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Print "You are also a cheapskate."
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Sleep 2
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If heav% = 1 Then Print "Stay away from the potato chips. Your computer chair will thank you."
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Print
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Print "Thank you for trying our this expieramental Fortune telling program."
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Print "If you found it insightful, share it with your friends and family."
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Print
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Print "To retry, press 1"
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Input restart%
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If restart% = 1 Then GoTo start
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paid:
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Cls
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Input "What is your age? ", age$
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Print
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Print
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Print "What is your weight? "
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Input weight%
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If weight% > 250 Then heav% = 1
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Cls
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Print
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Print "Transferring data to server via https."
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Print
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Print
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Sleep 5
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Print "Working"
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Sleep 3
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Print "Working"
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Sleep 2
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Print "Working"
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Sleep 5
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Print "Working"
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Print
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Print
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Print
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Print
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Print "Sometime in the future, you will pay taxes and you will die."
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Sleep 2
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Print "Thank you for youe contributions."
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Sleep 2
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If heav% = 1 Then Print "Stay away from the potato chips. Your computer chair will thank you."
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Print
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Print "Thank you for trying our this expieramental Fortune telling program."
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Print "If you found it insightful, share it with your friends and family."
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Print
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Print "To retry, press 1"
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Input restart%
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If restart% = 1 Then GoTo start
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