diff --git a/FT-1.bas b/FT-1.bas index 457b0f0..7a9d28d 100644 --- a/FT-1.bas +++ b/FT-1.bas @@ -41,7 +41,7 @@ Rem Like I said, please run the application before you look at the code. -Rem If you appempt to continue scrolling, I will crorrupt your hard drive. +Rem If you attempt to continue scrolling, I will attempt your hard drive. @@ -74,28 +74,33 @@ Rem I'll do it. STOP NOW. - +screen 12 weight = 0 Dim fname$ Dim coconutcreampie$ Dim binaryquestion$ ' Hold value of key press -dim heav$ -dim weight$ +Dim heav% +Dim weight% +Dim restart$ + +heav% = 0 Print "Welcome to FT/1" -Print "The most advanced fortune telling appliction available." +Print "The most advanced fortune-telling application available." Print -Print "However, we coonte garuntee that the results of the appliction." ' Intro -Print "(Discalimer added due tolawsuit)" +Print "However, we can't guarantee that the results of the application." ' Intro +Print "(Disclaimer added due to lawsuit.)" Print +start: +cls Print Print "Before we begin, please answer a few questions." Print Print Print -Input "What is your frist name? ", fname$ 'Store first name for later +Input "What is your first name? ", fname$ 'Store first name for later Print Print Input "What is your last name? ", coconutcreampie$ 'Store last name. Why? Who knows? @@ -115,31 +120,90 @@ Print "But first" Print "Would you be interested in donating to the continued" Print "development of this application? (Y/N): "; ' Will the user donate? -do - binaryquestion$ = INKEY$ -loop until ((LCASE$(binaryquestion$) = "y") or (LCASE$(binaryquestion$) = "n")) +Do + binaryquestion$ = InKey$ +Loop Until ((LCase$(binaryquestion$) = "y") Or (LCase$(binaryquestion$) = "n")) -if binaryquestion$ = "y" then print "Thank you for your patronage."; print "19999999999.99 has been deducted from your bacnk account as a one time, non-renewing payment."; goto cheep -if binaryquestion$ = "n" then print "Fine. It's your too bad."; print "All further communications will be made via unsecured http."; goto paid +If binaryquestion$ = "y" Then Print "Thank you for your patronage.": Print "19999999999.99 has been deducted from your bank account as a one time, non-renewing payment.": GoTo cheap +If binaryquestion$ = "n" Then Print "Fine. It's your too bad.": Print "All further communications will be made via unsecured http.": GoTo paid cheap: -cls +print "I hope your information is safe." +sleep 1 +Cls Input "What is your age? ", age$ Print Print -print "What is your weight? " -Input weight$ -if weight$ = 250 then heav$ = 1 +Print "What is your weight? " +Input weight% +If weight% > 250 Then heav% = 1 +Cls +Print +Print "Transferring data to server" +Print +Print +Sleep 5 +Print "Working" +Sleep 3 +Print "Working" +Sleep 2 +Print "Working" +Sleep 5 +Print "Working" +Print +Print +Print +Print +Print "Sometime in the future, you will pay taxes and you will die." +Sleep 2 +Print "You are also a cheapskate." +Sleep 2 +If heav% = 1 Then Print "Stay away from the potato chips. Your computer chair will thank you." +Print +Print "Thank you for trying our this expieramental Fortune telling program." +Print "If you found it insightful, share it with your friends and family." +Print +Print "To retry, press 1" +Input restart% +If restart% = 1 Then GoTo start + paid: -cls +Cls Input "What is your age? ", age$ Print Print -print "What is your weight? " -Input weight$ -if weight$ = 250 then heav$ = 1 - - +Print "What is your weight? " +Input weight% +If weight% > 250 Then heav% = 1 +Cls +Print +Print "Transferring data to server via https." +Print +Print +Sleep 5 +Print "Working" +Sleep 3 +Print "Working" +Sleep 2 +Print "Working" +Sleep 5 +Print "Working" +Print +Print +Print +Print +Print "Sometime in the future, you will pay taxes and you will die." +Sleep 2 +Print "Thank you for youe contributions." +Sleep 2 +If heav% = 1 Then Print "Stay away from the potato chips. Your computer chair will thank you." +Print +Print "Thank you for trying our this expieramental Fortune telling program." +Print "If you found it insightful, share it with your friends and family." +Print +Print "To retry, press 1" +Input restart% +If restart% = 1 Then GoTo start