ft-1/FT-1.bas

Rem Fortune Teller 1.0

Rem This file was originally named FT/1 as a reference to past tech names like OS/2 and CP/M, but Gitlab didn't like it.

Rem by John Paul Wohlscheid







Rem You are free to read this source code, but I would ask that you try the application first.













Rem Like I said, please run the application before you look at the code.
















Rem If you appempt to continue scrolling, I will crorrupt your hard drive.























Rem I'll do it. STOP NOW.










weight = 0

Dim fname$
Dim coconutcreampie$
Dim binaryquestion$ ' Hold value of key press
dim heav$
dim weight$

Print "Welcome to FT/1"
Print "The most advanced fortune telling appliction available."
Print
Print "However, we coonte garuntee that the results of the appliction." ' Intro
Print "(Discalimer added due tolawsuit)"
Print
Print
Print "Before we begin, please answer a few questions."
Print
Print
Print
Input "What is your frist name? ", fname$ 'Store first name for later
Print
Print
Input "What is your last name? ", coconutcreampie$ 'Store last name. Why? Who knows?

Cls
Sleep 5
Print "Thank you, " + fname$ ' Clear the screen and say thanks to the user.

Sleep 2
Print
Print "Now let's get started."
Sleep 2

Cls

Print "But first"
Print "Would you be interested in donating to the continued"
Print "development of this application? (Y/N): "; ' Will the user donate?

do
	binaryquestion$ = INKEY$
loop until ((LCASE$(binaryquestion$) = "y") or (LCASE$(binaryquestion$) = "n"))

if binaryquestion$ = "y" then print "Thank you for your patronage."; print "19999999999.99 has been deducted from your bacnk account as a one time, non-renewing payment."; goto cheep
if binaryquestion$ = "n" then print "Fine. It's your too bad."; print "All further communications will be made via unsecured http."; goto paid


cheap:
cls
Input "What is your age? ", age$
Print
Print
print "What is your weight? "
Input weight$
if weight$ = 250 then heav$ = 1

paid:

cls
Input "What is your age? ", age$
Print
Print
print "What is your weight? "
Input weight$
if weight$ = 250 then heav$ = 1